For The Record

Dear Friends,

As a young Philadelphia celebrity, people are always asking me questions. "How do you spell your name?", and "What ethnicity are you?" and "Why are you looking at me like that?"

But recently, I've been getting the same question, which is, "Is it true that you moved out of Philadelphia?" Well dudes and dudettes, it is true. I moved to New York. Technically it's Jersey City, but it's the same idea. I can't afford to live in Manhattan and I don't want to live in Brooklyn, ok? Besides, fuck you.

Why did I move? Lots of reasons. Some of them are personal, and some of them are the FBI's problem now. I don't need to justify things to you people. Ok fine, here's the truth. The real reason I moved out of Philadelphia is because I ran out of Italian guys to have one night stands with. I heard there are a lot of Italian guys in NYC so I moved. I don't even bother wearing underwear anymore, that's how much pepperoni there is around here. (Get it? I mean dicks!) Also, I heard giant awesome turtles who do karate live in the sewers of the Big Apple.

So the other big question is, "What's going to happen to The Sixth Borough?" The answer is nothing. We're still working together, we're still doing shows like Welcome to the Terrordome 4 and this May we are going up to the Montreal Sketch Comedy Festival. I'm going to be back in Philly for Sixth Borough stuff and this spring I am teaching a Sketch Writing 101 for PHIT. So aside from me having a different zip code, you're favorite/least favorite sketch comedy group is still doing weird shit, live for you on stage.

Does that clear things up? If not, too bad. I've got a date with the pizza guy.

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Love and Light,
Tabitha


Also, as far as those other FAQ's go, my name is spelled the way it sounds: A-S-S-H-O-L-E. My ethnicity is half gypsy, half retarded, and I'm looking at you like that because you are looking at me like that.

UGLY FURNITURE!

Mikey and Eli

This is The Sixth Borough's first spinoff. It's about two little boys named Mikey and Eli who get up to all sorts of trouble! Eat your heart out, Rhoda.

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Finally the classic Bing & Bowie holiday special...

full version

"Step Up 3: Washington Ave"

This is what usually happens to people after a 6th Borough show at Connie's Ric Rac...

Come to our next show and you too might have a late night dance off with a tiny Vietnamese man!

The Lost "Time Jawn" tapes

For those that still are confused as to what a Time Jawn is, even after seeing our thorough exploration of them in our Fringe Festival show coincidentally entitled "Time Jawn", here is a never before seen collection of interviews from an unaired televsion special who's production was mysteriously  shutdown before it's completion. If after this you are still confused, then maybe you need to stop and ask yourself, "Am I a Time Jawn?"

The Lost "Time Jawn" Tapes from 6th Borough Comedy on Vimeo.

Weren'tWolves

And only a day after Halloween! Not bad!!